Title: How to Date an Angel in 140 Characters or Less
Pairing: Sam/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~1400
Warnings: Crack schmoop. Croop? Schmack? Some swearing.
Summary: Castiel has found a new use for his phone. Unfortunately for Sam, he isn't too clear on the concept of "privacy".
A/N: This is a sequel to Words With Angels. I don't think it's ( Read more... )

Title: A Good Employee Knows What His Boss Wants
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~3600
Enticements: Boss/employee, semi-public sex
A/N: This was written for this prompt at blindfold_spn:

Jensen R. Ackles is the boss at an office/law firm ( Read more... )

Title: Save a Horse
Pairing: Dean/Lisa
Rating: NC-17
Enticements: Pegging!
Word Count: ~1700
Disclaimer: Not my characters.
A/N: This was written for the prompt Dean and Lisa both get off on pegging. Preferably face-to-face. at blindfold_spn. This has been edited and altered somewhat from the original version.

Also at AO3.

( When they do it isn't up to Dean. )

Happy 4th of July! Have some porn where I pretend that real people are werewolves! *facepalm*

Title: Potential
Rating: NC-17
Genre: J2 AU. Uh, not a whole hell of a lot of plot.
Word count: ~3900
Warnings: Language, minor D/S, werewolves, ridiculousness
Disclaimer: lololol pretty sure none of this is true.
A/N: This was written for this prompt ( Read more... )

First of all, let me just say that I have turned OFF IP logging on my journal for logged in commenters. It is still on for anonymous commenting.

Seriously, though, LJ, what a terrible, terrible idea.

So as you may be aware, the theme this week at spn_las is "fix it fic". I wrote a srs bsns fic that is now up there (can you guess which one is mine ( Read more... )

( This is Thingstiel fic. It's 500 words long. Get ready to be AMAZED. )

HELLO I WROTE THIS EXTREMELY SELF-INDULGENT PORN ABOUT PORN.

Title: One Time Only
Genre: J2 AU
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~3200 words
Disclaimer: Completely fictional. No offense is intended toward the real people whose images I have misappropriated for this story.
Warnings: Sex, exhibitionism, minor power play, porn industry
Enticements: Toppy!Jensen ( Read more... )

Title: A Thousand Words on My Tongue
Genre: CWRPS, Jared/Misha AU
Rating: NC-17
Words Count: ~3900
Warnings: Yes, there is sex in this NC-17 fic. It's shocking, I know.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. No disrespect is intended toward the real people whose images I have appropriated for this story.
A/N: This was written for jaredmisha's ( Read more... )

I have mentioned before that I have the world's worst embarrassment squick. It would actually be easier for me to list fannish things that DON'T set it off. Those are ( Read more... )

aldehyde and me on Jensen at JIB on el twitter:

@cosmicomelette: Photo: he looks like a megadouche with this beret, but still hella gorgeous byo-shin: http://tumblr.com/xus231nk8m@the13thchapter: if i saw him on the street, i would totally be all "who is that hot douchebag? he looks like an ASSHOLE but i would do him ( Read more... )